The ultimate compendium of fake businesses, products, services and more. | ||
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1 | The Adult Party Toy Box | THE NAKED GUN 2 1/2: THE SMELL OF FEAR 1991 Film | Personal Care | Sex Products | |
The Adult Party Toy Box Product for sale at the AC/DC Love Boutique. | |||||
2 | Beautiful You | BEAUTIFUL YOU 2014 Literature | Personal Care | Sex Products | |
Beautiful You Line of sex toy products. | |||||
3 | Bedtime Bingo | BOB'S BURGERS 2011 Animated Series | Personal Care | Sex Products | |
Bedtime Bingo Game sold at Spanks a Lot, the adult sex store where Bob and the kids find former mannequin Chet's lost love. | |||||
4 | Bioport Lube | FUTURE MAN 2017 TV Series | Personal Care | Sex Products | |
Bioport Lube Sponsor patch on Tiger and Wolf's DieCathalon contestant uniforms. | |||||
5 | Black Noir's Silent Screamer | THE BOYS 2019 TV Series | Personal Care | Sex Products | |
Black Noir's Silent Screamer Superhero-themed dildo. | |||||
6 | Chia Man | SLIDERS 1995 TV Series | Personal Care | Sex Products | |
Chia Man Product sold on the world where an Iraqi viral agent killed most of the male population - it apparently grows into a full size man. "Grow your own Chia Man" | |||||
7 | Clam Dam | ANCHORMAN 2: THE LEGEND CONTINUES 2013 Film | Personal Care | Sex Products | |
Clam Dam It's a non-lubricated condom, but it'll collect your pearls. From Brian Fantana's glorious cabinet of condoms. | |||||
8 | Cock Frock | ANCHORMAN 2: THE LEGEND CONTINUES 2013 Film | Personal Care | Sex Products | |
Cock Frock A full body condom. And you can paint in it. From Brian Fantana's glorious cabinet of condoms. | |||||
9 | Come Quiet | GEN V 2023 TV Series | Personal Care | Sex Products | |
Come Quiet Black Noir themed sex toy. | |||||
10 | Command Purpose Condoms | STRANGERS IN PARADISE 1993 Comic Books | Personal Care | Sex Products | |
Command Purpose Condoms | |||||
11 | Condom (Used) | FIGHT CLUB 1999 Film | Personal Care | Sex Products | |
Condom (Used) Condom product. $10.99. "The glass slipper of our generation." Just slip one on and dance with a stranger all night. | |||||
12 | Condom for Balls | TED LASSO 2020 TV Series | Personal Care | Sex Products | |
Condom for Balls Barbara: Did you tell Shandy to call Emma Jayye at 4:00 in the morning, whilst drunk on "espresso martinis," to pitch her an idea for "condom for balls"? | |||||
13 | Condomints | WORKAHOLICS 2011 TV Series | Personal Care | Sex Products | |
Condomints Mint flavored condoms. | |||||
14 | Condoms | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Personal Care | Sex Products | |
Condoms Generic condoms Homer buys at the Li'l Valu-Mart in Little Pwagmattasquarmsettport. | |||||
15 | The Deep | GEN V 2023 TV Series | Personal Care | Sex Products | |
The Deep Superhero themed sex toy. | |||||
16 | The Deep's Flounder Pounder | THE BOYS 2019 TV Series | Personal Care | Sex Products | |
The Deep's Flounder Pounder Superhero-themed dildo. | |||||
17 | DeMamp Muff Diver's Kit | WORKAHOLICS 2011 TV Series | Personal Care | Sex Products | |
DeMamp Muff Diver's Kit Sex product Adam mentions endorsing, then changes his mind, he wants action figures instead. | |||||
18 | E-Z Flo Condoms | ASH VS. EVIL DEAD 2015 TV Series | Personal Care | Sex Products | |
E-Z Flo Condoms Condom machine in the bar restroom when Ash's father gets attacked by a deadite. | |||||
19 | The Earth Wire | GEN V 2023 TV Series | Personal Care | Sex Products | |
The Earth Wire Starlight themed sex toy. | |||||
20 | The Erection Hide | GEN V 2023 TV Series | Personal Care | Sex Products | |
The Erection Hide Translucent themed sex toy. | |||||
21 | Everlove | LOGAN'S RUN 1967 Literature | Personal Care | Sex Products | |
Everlove Led by Graygirl, the females removed Logan's clothing. They led him to the cleansing room, adjusted the temperature to blood heat, and pushed him under the needle suds. He was dried by warm air currents, scented and powdered. Then he was given an injection of Everlove. | |||||
22 | Explosion | GEN V 2023 TV Series | Personal Care | Sex Products | |
Explosion Sex product. | |||||
23 | Extra Time Prolonging Gel | GEN V 2023 TV Series | Personal Care | Sex Products | |
Extra Time Prolonging Gel A-Train themed sex product. | |||||
24 | Flasher | GEN V 2023 TV Series | Personal Care | Sex Products | |
Flasher Starlight themed sex toy. | |||||
25 | Floppy Diks | MANIAC 2018 TV Series | Personal Care | Sex Products | |
Floppy Diks There's an advertisement for an virtual sex product for women posted on the wall of Dr. James Mantleray's apartment. "All it took to push her buttons - was a typo" | |||||
26 | Fugliana | SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE 1975 TV Series | Personal Care | Sex Products | |
Fugliana Life-sized fugly sex doll. | |||||
27 | The Gentle Mongoose | ANCHORMAN 2: THE LEGEND CONTINUES 2013 Film | Personal Care | Sex Products | |
The Gentle Mongoose Condom in Brian Fantana's glorious cabinet of condoms. | |||||
28 | Guilty Pleasures | BEVERLY HILLS, 90210 1990 TV Series | Personal Care | Sex Products | |
Guilty Pleasures Beverly Hills sex shop that causes a protest. | |||||
29 | Here Comes the Sun | BOB'S BURGERS 2011 Animated Series | Personal Care | Sex Products | |
Here Comes the Sun Solar powered LadyGood product. | |||||
30 | Homelander's Star-spangled Banger | THE BOYS 2019 TV Series | Personal Care | Sex Products | |
Homelander's Star-spangled Banger Superhero-themed dildo. | |||||
31 | Honor Condoms | GAME OVER, MAN! 2018 Film | Personal Care | Sex Products | |
Honor Condoms Conform brand the guys find in El Jizzblaster's hotel rooms. | |||||
32 | Horga'hn | LOWER DECKS 2020 Animated Series | Personal Care | Sex Products | |
Horga'hn Captain Riker mentions that Tulgana IV has a Little Risa, to which Commander Troi responds, Oh, so then should we take the little horga'hn? Riker: No, let's take the one we always use. | |||||
33 | I Can't Believe It's Not Body Butter | TWO AND A HALF MEN 2003 TV Series | Personal Care | Sex Products | |
I Can't Believe It's Not Body Butter Joke about a sex product. | |||||
34 | InvisiRola | GEN V 2023 TV Series | Personal Care | Sex Products | |
InvisiRola Translucent themed sex toy. | |||||
35 | Joie de Vibe | BOB'S BURGERS 2011 Animated Series | Personal Care | Sex Products | |
Joie de Vibe LadyGood product, what Gene calls a magic vibrating club. | |||||
36 | LadyGood | BOB'S BURGERS 2011 Animated Series | Personal Care | Sex Products | |
LadyGood MLM female pleasure toy brand that Gretchen sells. | |||||
37 | Lap Hog XL | WORKAHOLICS 2011 TV Series | Personal Care | Sex Products | |
Lap Hog XL Condom missing from Blake's collection. | |||||
38 | Lolita | ANCHORMAN 2: THE LEGEND CONTINUES 2013 Film | Personal Care | Sex Products | |
Lolita Brand of condoms visible in Brian Fantana's glorious cabinet of condoms. | |||||
39 | Lonny's Belly Hole | NEXT TIME ON LONNY 2011 TV Series | Personal Care | Sex Products | |
Lonny's Belly Hole Sex product that his agent Eddie proposes to Lonny - a mold of his belly for old men to have sex with. | |||||
40 | Lou Dobin's Good Time Weiner Pouch | ANCHORMAN 2: THE LEGEND CONTINUES 2013 Film | Personal Care | Sex Products | |
Lou Dobin's Good Time Weiner Pouch Condom in Brian Fantana's glorious cabinet of condoms. If it's quality, it's Dobin's. They're made of denim, they look better after each washing. | |||||
41 | Madame Blanche Love Potions | HEY ARNOLD! 1996 Animated Series | Personal Care | Sex Products | |
Madame Blanche Love Potions Shop where Madame Blanche tells fortunes and sells Good Luck kits. | |||||
42 | Marconi's Pocket Vibrating Machine | ANDY RICHTER CONTROLS THE UNIVERSE 2002 TV Series | Personal Care | Sex Products | |
Marconi's Pocket Vibrating Machine Women's sex toy Mr. Pickering mentions. | |||||
43 | Men's Intimacy Endurance Spray | WORKAHOLICS 2011 TV Series | Personal Care | Sex Products | |
Men's Intimacy Endurance Spray Product for men made by TelAmeriCorp vendor MenCo. | |||||
44 | MinaTrix Kit | GEN V 2023 TV Series | Personal Care | Sex Products | |
MinaTrix Kit Sex toy. | |||||
45 | Missile Silo | ANCHORMAN 2: THE LEGEND CONTINUES 2013 Film | Personal Care | Sex Products | |
Missile Silo Brand of condoms visible in Brian Fantana's glorious cabinet of condoms. | |||||
46 | Model D-83 Swedish Sure-Grip Suck Machin... | THE NAKED GUN 2 1/2: THE SMELL OF FEAR 1991 Film | Personal Care | Sex Products | |
Model D-83 Swedish Sure-Grip Suck Machine Product Frank ordered from the AC/DC Love Boutique as a gift. | |||||
47 | Mon Pubis | AMERICAN PIE PRESENTS: THE BOOK OF LOVE 2009 Film | Personal Care | Sex Products | |
Mon Pubis Monique's vaginal cream. | |||||
48 | The Mountie Strap-on Dildo | MEET THE PARENTS 2000 Film | Personal Care | Sex Products | |
The Mountie Strap-on Dildo Sex product that Pam's father finds in his luggage, after the airline brings him the wrong bag. | |||||
49 | Orgasmorator | ORGAZMO 1997 Film | Personal Care | Sex Products | |
Orgasmorator A ray-gun which emits a light beam that causes the most intense orgasm in whoever it hits. | |||||
50 | Penis Pump Industries | TWO AND A HALF MEN 2003 TV Series | Personal Care | Sex Products | |
Penis Pump Industries Alan orders a penis pump. | |||||
51 | A Piece of Ramon | FIGHT CLUB 1999 Film | Personal Care | Sex Products | |
A Piece of Ramon Sex product advertised in the Fight Club press kit. $40. So often our most valuable possessions are hidden away for fear of theft or discovery. But you'll be hard pressed to stuff this beauty under a ball of linens. Crafted by our head artist Ramon, this remarkable piece is a testament to both the male and the female form. If used as directed on a regular basis, this Piece of Ramon will make you wish you had all of Ramon on not that smirking pretty-boy boyfriend of yours. Sizes 1-Ramon. Colors: Albino, Flesh, Coco. | |||||
52 | Plezh Tube | FUTURE MAN 2017 TV Series | Personal Care | Sex Products | |
Plezh Tube Lube-ometer that Susan Saint Jackalope uses to turn on his android wife before sex. | |||||
53 | Portuguese Butt-Blaster | THE NAKED GUN 2 1/2: THE SMELL OF FEAR 1991 Film | Personal Care | Sex Products | |
Portuguese Butt-Blaster Product sold at the AC/DC Love Boutique. | |||||
54 | Prophylactic Emporium | FAWLTY TOWERS 1975 TV Series | Personal Care | Sex Products | |
Prophylactic Emporium | |||||
55 | Raridon's Fantasy Warehouse | FROG PERSPECTIVES 2014 Literature | Personal Care | Sex Products | |
Raridon's Fantasy Warehouse Peach and Ziggy mention, where they bought the dildos. | |||||
56 | Red Devil Condoms | MISERY 1987 Literature | Personal Care | Sex Products | |
Red Devil Condoms | |||||
57 | Responsible Pirate | ANCHORMAN 2: THE LEGEND CONTINUES 2013 Film | Personal Care | Sex Products | |
Responsible Pirate Brand of condoms visible in Brian Fantana's glorious cabinet of condoms. | |||||
58 | The Rigid Ghost | ANCHORMAN 2: THE LEGEND CONTINUES 2013 Film | Personal Care | Sex Products | |
The Rigid Ghost Condom in Brian Fantana's glorious cabinet of condoms. It's the best damn rubber on the market. Brian got four of his seven illegitimate children using this condom. | |||||
59 | The Royal Drill | GEN V 2023 TV Series | Personal Care | Sex Products | |
The Royal Drill Queen Maeve themed sex toy. | |||||
60 | The Shut Up | GEN V 2023 TV Series | Personal Care | Sex Products | |
The Shut Up Black Noir themed sex toy. | |||||
61 | Sleave It to Beaver | ANCHORMAN 2: THE LEGEND CONTINUES 2013 Film | Personal Care | Sex Products | |
Sleave It to Beaver It's a great condom. Takes you back to a simpler time, when everything was in black and white. From Brian Fantana's glorious cabinet of condoms. | |||||
62 | Sonky's Preventatives | DISCWORLD SERIES 1983 Literature | Personal Care | Sex Products | |
Sonky's Preventatives Generic condoms. | |||||
63 | The Stinky Pete | BOB'S BURGERS 2011 Animated Series | Personal Care | Sex Products | |
The Stinky Pete LadyGood product. | |||||
64 | Strojan | BACHELOR PARTY 1984 Film | Personal Care | Sex Products | |
Strojan Condoms at the bachelor party - a box of Trojans with an 'S' in front. | |||||
65 | Studio 53 | ANCHORMAN 2: THE LEGEND CONTINUES 2013 Film | Personal Care | Sex Products | |
Studio 53 Brand of condoms visible in Brian Fantana's glorious cabinet of condoms. | |||||
66 | Sucktube | MANIAC 2018 TV Series | Personal Care | Sex Products | |
Sucktube Virtual sex device for men that Dr. James Mantleray is using when Azumo shows up at his apartment. | |||||
67 | Suckulus | MANIAC 2018 TV Series | Personal Care | Sex Products | |
Suckulus There's an advertisement for a virtual sex product for women posted on the wall of Dr. James Mantleray's apartment. | |||||
68 | Sweetums Condom | PARKS AND RECREATION 2009 TV Series | Personal Care | Sex Products | |
Sweetums Condom April wears Leslie's Fleetwood Mac sex pants and finds a condom in the sewn in pocket. | |||||
69 | The Swordfish | GEN V 2023 TV Series | Personal Care | Sex Products | |
The Swordfish The Deep themed sex toy. | |||||
70 | Teddy's Big Stick | ANCHORMAN 2: THE LEGEND CONTINUES 2013 Film | Personal Care | Sex Products | |
Teddy's Big Stick The only one that comes with a presidential seal of approval. This one'll fit right into her oval orifice. From Brian Fantana's glorious cabinet of condoms. | |||||
71 | Titans Condoms | THE NAKED GUN 1988 Film | Personal Care | Sex Products | |
Titans Condoms Really, really big condoms. | |||||
72 | Trellon Oil | FARSCAPE 1999 TV Series | Personal Care | Sex Products | |
Trellon Oil Sensual stimulant that enriches the conjugal experience, for sale in Liko's shop. | |||||
73 | Turbulent Juice | RICK AND MORTY 2013 Animated Series | Personal Care | Sex Products | |
Turbulent Juice Male enhancement product from another dimension. | |||||
74 | Ultra Choice | COMMUNITY 2009 TV Series | Personal Care | Sex Products | |
Ultra Choice Condoms in Britta's purse. | |||||
75 | Ultra Condoms | LEVI STRAUSS & CO. 1853 Advertising | Personal Care | Sex Products | |
Ultra Condoms The name of the brand of condoms in the TV commercial where a young man driving a locksmith truck goes into a country store to buy condoms, then drives to pick up a girl, whose father turns out to be the owner of the general store. "Levis: Watch pocket created in 1873. Abused ever since." | |||||
76 | Vagispam Diaphragm | MODERN PROBLEMS 1981 Film | Personal Care | Sex Products | |
Vagispam Diaphragm Max's girlfriend's diaphragm. | |||||
77 | Valhalla Condoms | THE UMBRELLA ACADEMY 2019 TV Series | Personal Care | Sex Products | |
Valhalla Condoms Luther gets Valhalla condoms from the Finch Square Newsstand. | |||||
78 | Venus Veil | LAST WEEK TONIGHT WITH JOHN OLIVER 2018 TV Series | Personal Care | Sex Products | |
Venus Veil "The world's first sexual wellness blanket!" John Oliver fooled local broadcast news programs into promoting this nonexistent product. "Inspired by the biological technique of magneto genetics, and technology pioneered in Germany 0 years ago, the Venus Veil works confidentially to fix erectile issues and improve vaginal lubrication - all by increasing blood flow." Made by Venus Inventions Inc. | |||||
79 | XP-20 | RICK AND MORTY 2013 Animated Series | Personal Care | Sex Products | |
XP-20 One of the replacement options for Jerry's penis in the penis catalog Beth flips through. | |||||
80 | XP-20 XS | RICK AND MORTY 2013 Animated Series | Personal Care | Sex Products | |
XP-20 XS One of the replacement options for Jerry's penis in the penis catalog Beth flips through. | |||||
81 | Yummy Undies | THE PRETENDER 1996 TV Series | Personal Care | Sex Products | |
Yummy Undies Edible apparel that Boots finds at the Institute for Animal Reproductive Studies, where Jarod pretended to be an animal behaviorist in order to study the chimpanzees to prepare to be a sex therapist. "Exotic new flavor". |
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